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Post by Ll3yd on Apr 20, 2004 8:42:57 GMT -5
Dictionary Differences > >1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. >Female: Any part under a car's hood. >Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra > >2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. >Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. >Male: Playing cricket without a cup. > >3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. >Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. >Male: Leaving a note before taking off for a weekend with the boys. > >4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) >Female: A desire to get married and raise a family. >Male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's >girlfriend > >5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.v. >Female: A good movie, concert, play or book. >Male: Anything that can be done while drinking, and ends with sex. > >6. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. >Female: The greatest statement of intimacy a couple can achieve. >Male: Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed. > >7. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. >Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another. >Male: A device for scanning through all 175 channels every 5 minutes >
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