Post by Ll3yd on Mar 6, 2004 15:47:40 GMT -5
It was time for Father John's Saturday night bath, and young nun, Sister
Magdalene had prepared the bath water and towels just the way the old nun had
instructed. Sister Magdalene was also instructed not to look at Father John's
nakedness if she could help it, do whatever he told her to do, and pray. The
next morning the old nun asked Sister Magdalene how the Saturday night bath had
gone. "Oh, sister," said the young nun dreamily. "I've been saved." "Saved? And
how did that fine thing come about?" asked the old nun. "Well, when Father John
was soaking in the tub, he asked me to wash him, and while I was washing him he
guided my hand down between his legs where he said the Lord keeps the Key to
Heaven." "Did he now?" said the old nun evenly. Sister Magdalene continued, "And
Fr. John said that if the Key to Heaven fit my lock, the portals of Heaven would
be opened to me and I would be assured of salvation and eternal peace. And then
Father John guided his Key to Heaven into my lock." "Is that a fact?" said the
old nun even more evenly. "At first it hurt terribly, but Fr. John said the
pathway to salvation was often painful and that the glory of God would soon
swell my heart with ecstasy. And it did, it felt so good being saved." "That
wicked old Devil!" said the old nun. "He told me it was Gabriel's Horn, and I've
been blowing it for 40 years!"
Magdalene had prepared the bath water and towels just the way the old nun had
instructed. Sister Magdalene was also instructed not to look at Father John's
nakedness if she could help it, do whatever he told her to do, and pray. The
next morning the old nun asked Sister Magdalene how the Saturday night bath had
gone. "Oh, sister," said the young nun dreamily. "I've been saved." "Saved? And
how did that fine thing come about?" asked the old nun. "Well, when Father John
was soaking in the tub, he asked me to wash him, and while I was washing him he
guided my hand down between his legs where he said the Lord keeps the Key to
Heaven." "Did he now?" said the old nun evenly. Sister Magdalene continued, "And
Fr. John said that if the Key to Heaven fit my lock, the portals of Heaven would
be opened to me and I would be assured of salvation and eternal peace. And then
Father John guided his Key to Heaven into my lock." "Is that a fact?" said the
old nun even more evenly. "At first it hurt terribly, but Fr. John said the
pathway to salvation was often painful and that the glory of God would soon
swell my heart with ecstasy. And it did, it felt so good being saved." "That
wicked old Devil!" said the old nun. "He told me it was Gabriel's Horn, and I've
been blowing it for 40 years!"
