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Post by Ll3yd on Feb 27, 2004 5:44:35 GMT -5
Blonde Joke One Liners One Q: Why are blondes so easy to get into bed? A: Who cares? Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists? A: The rest are hunt'n peckers. Q: How is a blonde like peanut-butter? A: They spread for the bread. Q: What do you call a blonde golfer with an IQ of 125? A: a foursome. Q: What do you give the blonde that has everything? A: Penicillin. Q: What do you call a blond mother-in-law? A: An air bag. Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs? A: To avoid the draft. Q: Why do blondes get confused in the ladies room? A: They have to pull their own pants down. Q: Why do blondes wear panties? A: To keep their ankles warm. Q: Why should you never take a blonde out for coffee? A: It's too hard to re-train them. Q: What do blondes do for foreplay? A: Remove their underwear. Q: What's the mating call of the blonde? A: "I'm *sooo* drunk!" Q: What's the mating call of the redhead? A: "Next!" Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: Trying to hold on to a thought. Q: Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? A: Because it said 'concentrate'.
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Post by coldy on Feb 29, 2004 10:21:53 GMT -5
there was some funny one liners. ;D
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Post by ultimo^kamasu on Feb 29, 2004 15:46:33 GMT -5
LMAO LMAO LMAO
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