Post by Ll3yd on Apr 20, 2004 10:34:54 GMT -5
A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his
birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets
were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a
pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune.
"Well," said the clerk, "I have a very large bullfrog. They
say it's been trained to give blowjobs!"
"Blowjobs?!" the woman replied.
"It hasn't been proven but we've sold 30 of them this month,"
he said.
The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if
it's true... no more blowjobs for her! She bought the frog.
When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was
extremely skeptical and laughed it off. The woman went to bed
happy, thinking she may never need to perform this less than
riveting act again.
In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of
pots and pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and
crashing sounds. She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to
find her husband and the frog reading cookbooks.
"What are you two doing at this hour?" she asked.
The husband replied, "If I can teach this frog to cook, your
ass is gone."
birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets
were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a
pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune.
"Well," said the clerk, "I have a very large bullfrog. They
say it's been trained to give blowjobs!"
"Blowjobs?!" the woman replied.
"It hasn't been proven but we've sold 30 of them this month,"
he said.
The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if
it's true... no more blowjobs for her! She bought the frog.
When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was
extremely skeptical and laughed it off. The woman went to bed
happy, thinking she may never need to perform this less than
riveting act again.
In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of
pots and pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and
crashing sounds. She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to
find her husband and the frog reading cookbooks.
"What are you two doing at this hour?" she asked.
The husband replied, "If I can teach this frog to cook, your
ass is gone."
