A little leprechaun

[Ll3yd]

A little boy asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom,
so she said yes. When he went to wipe his ass, there was no
toilet paper so, he used his hand. When he got back to class,
his teacher asked, "What do you have in your hand?"

The boy said, "A little leprechaun, and if I open my hand he'll
get scared away."

He was then sent to the principal's office and the principal
asked him, "What do you have in your hand?"

So the little boy said, "A little leprechaun, and if I open
my hands he'll get scared away."

He was then sent home and his Mom asked him, "What do you have
in your hand?"

So the little boy said, "Mom, its a little leprechaun, and if
I open my hands he'll get scared away."

He was sent to his room until his Dad came in and said, "What
do you have in your hand?"

So again the little boy said, "A little leprechaun and if I
open my hands he get scared away."

Then his Dad got really mad and yelled, "Open your hands NOW!"

And the little boy said, "Oh great Dad, now look what you did,
you scared the shit out of him!"