Post by Ll3yd on Mar 31, 2004 4:44:37 GMT -5
Greetings and Salutations.. Cheer up. If you think the day is not as
>good
> >> as it was read on:-
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> In one hospital's Intensive Care Ward, patients always died in the same
> >> bed on Sunday morning at about 11:00am, regardless of their medical
> >> condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something
> >> to do with
> >> the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths
> >> occurred at about 11:00am on Sundays. So a world-wide team of experts
>was
> >> assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents. The next Sunday
> >> morning a few
> >> minutes before 11:00am, all doctors and nurses nervously waited outside
> >> the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about.
> >> Some were holding crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward
> >off
> >> evil spirits. Just when the clock struck 11:00am, Pookie Johnson, part
> >> time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support
> >> system so that he could use the vacuum cleaner.
> >>
> >> ******************************************************
> >> Still having a bad day?
> >> Rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was
> >> $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals
> >> were being released back into the wild amid wild cheers and applause
>from
> >> the onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them
>both.
> >> ******************************************************
> >>
> >> Still think you are having a bad day? A woman came home to find her
> >> husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy,
> >> with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle.
> >> Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with
> >a
> >> handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in 2 places. Up until then, he
>had
> >> been happily listening to his Walkman.
> >> ******************************************************
> >>
> >> YOURS IS STILL A BAD DAY, HUH?? Two animal rights protesters were
> >> protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn,
> >> Germany. Suddenly, all 2,000 pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken
> >> fence, stampeding madly. The two hapless protesters were trampled to
> >> death.
> >>
> >> WHAT - STILL THINK YOUR DAY IS BAD?? Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet didn't
> >> pay enough postage on a letter
> >> bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting
>it
> >> was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
> >> There now, aren't you feeling better?
>good
> >> as it was read on:-
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> In one hospital's Intensive Care Ward, patients always died in the same
> >> bed on Sunday morning at about 11:00am, regardless of their medical
> >> condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something
> >> to do with
> >> the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths
> >> occurred at about 11:00am on Sundays. So a world-wide team of experts
>was
> >> assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents. The next Sunday
> >> morning a few
> >> minutes before 11:00am, all doctors and nurses nervously waited outside
> >> the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about.
> >> Some were holding crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward
> >off
> >> evil spirits. Just when the clock struck 11:00am, Pookie Johnson, part
> >> time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support
> >> system so that he could use the vacuum cleaner.
> >>
> >> ******************************************************
> >> Still having a bad day?
> >> Rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was
> >> $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals
> >> were being released back into the wild amid wild cheers and applause
>from
> >> the onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them
>both.
> >> ******************************************************
> >>
> >> Still think you are having a bad day? A woman came home to find her
> >> husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy,
> >> with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle.
> >> Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with
> >a
> >> handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in 2 places. Up until then, he
>had
> >> been happily listening to his Walkman.
> >> ******************************************************
> >>
> >> YOURS IS STILL A BAD DAY, HUH?? Two animal rights protesters were
> >> protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn,
> >> Germany. Suddenly, all 2,000 pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken
> >> fence, stampeding madly. The two hapless protesters were trampled to
> >> death.
> >>
> >> WHAT - STILL THINK YOUR DAY IS BAD?? Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet didn't
> >> pay enough postage on a letter
> >> bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting
>it
> >> was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
> >> There now, aren't you feeling better?
