Feminine Fairytale

[Ll3yd]

Once upon a time,
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>> in a land far away,
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>> a beautiful, independent,
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>> happened upon a frog as she sat,
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>> contemplating ecological issues
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>> in a verdant meadow near her castle.
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>> The frog hopped into the princess' lap
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>> and said: Elegant Lady,
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>> I was once a handsome prince,
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>> until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
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>> One kiss from you, however,
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>> and I will turn back
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>> into the dapper, young prince that I am
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>> and then, my sweet, we can marry
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>> and setup housekeeping in your castle
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>> with my mother,
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>> where you can prepare my meals,
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>> clean my clothes, bear my children,
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>> and forever
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>> feel grateful and happy doing so.
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>> That night,
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>> as the princess dined sumptuously
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>> on a repast of lightly sauteed frog legs
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>> seasoned in a white wine
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>> and onion cream sauce,
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>> she chuckled and thought to herself:
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>> I don't fucking think so.
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