Post by Ll3yd on Mar 6, 2004 15:53:30 GMT -5
A woman decides to have a facelift for her 47th birthday.
> > She spends £15,000 and feels pretty good about the results.
> > On her way home she stops at a news-stand to buy a paper. Before
> leaving she asks the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but
> how
> old do you think I am?"
>
> > "About 32," the clerk replies.
> >
> > "I'm actually 47," the woman says happily.
> >
> > A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter
> girl the same question. She replies, "I'd guess about 29."
>
> The woman replies,"Nope, I am 47!" Now she is feeling really good about
> herself.
> >
> > While waiting for the bus home, she asks an old man the same question.
> >
> > He replies, "I'm 78 and my eyesight is going. Although, when I was
> young, there was a sure way to tell how old a woman was, but it requires
> you
> to let me put my hands down your knickers. Then, I can tell exactly how
> old you are."
> >
> > They waited in silence on the empty street until curiosity got the
> best of the woman and she finally says, "What the hell, go ahead".
> >
> > The old man slips both hands down her knickers and begins to feel
> around.
> >
> > After several minutes she says, "Okay, how old am I?"
> >
> > He removes his hands slowly and says, "You are 47."
> >
> > Stunned, the woman says, "That is amazing. How do you know?"
> >
> > The old man replies, "I was behind you in McDonald's."
> > She spends £15,000 and feels pretty good about the results.
> > On her way home she stops at a news-stand to buy a paper. Before
> leaving she asks the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but
> how
> old do you think I am?"
>
> > "About 32," the clerk replies.
> >
> > "I'm actually 47," the woman says happily.
> >
> > A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter
> girl the same question. She replies, "I'd guess about 29."
>
> The woman replies,"Nope, I am 47!" Now she is feeling really good about
> herself.
> >
> > While waiting for the bus home, she asks an old man the same question.
> >
> > He replies, "I'm 78 and my eyesight is going. Although, when I was
> young, there was a sure way to tell how old a woman was, but it requires
> you
> to let me put my hands down your knickers. Then, I can tell exactly how
> old you are."
> >
> > They waited in silence on the empty street until curiosity got the
> best of the woman and she finally says, "What the hell, go ahead".
> >
> > The old man slips both hands down her knickers and begins to feel
> around.
> >
> > After several minutes she says, "Okay, how old am I?"
> >
> > He removes his hands slowly and says, "You are 47."
> >
> > Stunned, the woman says, "That is amazing. How do you know?"
> >
> > The old man replies, "I was behind you in McDonald's."
