cake

[Ll3yd]

HOW TO MAKE LOVE
>
> Ingredients:
> 4 Laughing eyes
> 4 Well-shaped legs
> 4 Loving arms
> 2 Firm milk containers
> 2 Nuts
> 1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
> 1 Firm banana
>
> Directions:
> 1. Look into laughing eyes.
> 2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
> 3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
> 4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until
well
> creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.
5.
>As
> heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts,
> leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
> 6. The cake is done when banana is sof! t. If banana does not soften,
>repeat
> steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.
>
> Notes:
> 1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully
before
>and
> after use.
> 2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
> ! ; 3. If cake rises, leave town.