The Princess's Problem

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The Princess's Problem
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> Once upon a time there lived a king.
> The king had a beautiful daughter, the princess.
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> But there was a problem.
> Everything the princess touched would melt.
> No matter what; metal, wood, stone, anything she touched would melt.
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> Because of this, men were afraid of her.
> Nobody would dare marry her.
> The king despaired.
> What could he do to help his daughter?
> He consulted his wizards and magicians.
> One wizard told the king,
> "If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she
> will be cured."
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> The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan.
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> The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his
> daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the
> king's wealth.
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> Three young princes took up the challenge.
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> The first prince brought a sword of the finest steel.
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> But alas, once the princess touched it, it melted.
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> The prince went away sadly.
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> The second prince brought diamonds.
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> He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not
> melt.
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> But alas, once the princess touched them, they melted.
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> He too was sent away disappointed.
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> The third prince approached.
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> He told the princess, "Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in
> there."
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> The princess did as she was told, though she turned red.
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> She felt something hard.
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> She held it in her hand.
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> And it did not melt!!!
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> The king was overjoyed.
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> Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed.
> And the third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever
> after.
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> Question:
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> What was in the prince's pants?
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> M&M's of course.
> They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
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> What were you thinking you pervert?
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